shurp

A large unexpected burp which causes you to shit at the same time.

That shurp just burned through my pants!

by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

Slurple

It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.

In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.

by Polish Pawel November 15, 2004

Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.

#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

by DOOP DOOP DA DA DA May 11, 2010

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

The one and only Joe Velasco...

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!

by Andy April 17, 2005

Slurpee

When a guy is about to cum during a blowjob and puts a straw on his dick. The girl then sucks the straw and all the cum inside it.

While having sex, the girl took a straw and performed a slurpee.

by WhatWouldADickLookLikeBackward June 5, 2015

ADULT SLURPEE

A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for fouding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).

Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.

by LISA B of the PKD February 20, 2009

Slurpetite

To be thristy for a delicious treat from 7-11.

This treat is sugar water whitch is then frozen to the perfect frozen-liquid, whitch is great for drinking/eating.

After a long, hot day of urban golf I have a enormous slurpetite.

True dat.

by jbn gstache May 31, 2007