by nAilZ March 14, 2003
Get the salkys mug.Religiously following a person's status updates on facebook, usually:
a) someone more attractive than you who you don't have the courage to talk to in person
b) someone who you have previously been rejected by
c) someone you don't know but has nice tits.
a) someone more attractive than you who you don't have the courage to talk to in person
b) someone who you have previously been rejected by
c) someone you don't know but has nice tits.
Beth: Omg this guy is totally e-stalking me. He comments on like every one of my status updates.
Mary: Haha omg thats so lameeeeeeeeee
Mary: Haha omg thats so lameeeeeeeeee
by indicannabisativa July 14, 2009
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by NicoNicoPana January 5, 2017
Get the killing stalking mug.Stalking is the intentional following of someone to control or harass the aforementioned individual as usually it's a jilted lover or a creepy person who's the stalker, but in rare cases bullies/gangs stalk someone that's usually a loner to harass/intimidate this outcast.
James was a gay former cop that was in love with a teenage boy named Kevin that wasn't interested in him, so James stalks/ follows Kevin in his White truck from Kevin's school because he's obsessed with him as this is intentional stalking. Ultra-liberal friends/gangs stalk a conservative loner to and from work for several years, because they believe he supports Donald Trump and because he called the cops to report them for assaulting/harassing him as this is deliberate stalking. Ultra-conservative reporters obsessed with AOC constantly stalk her or accost her out of hatred of her influence as this is obsessive stalking.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 26, 2022
Get the Stalking mug.If someone makes a statement of which you doubt the veracity you may say to them "Getcha hand off it , ya stalk mauler"
by Mago October 7, 2006
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Get the stalkward mug.adj. describes the silence that ensues when you say something that let's your stalkee know you've been stalking them.
Dude, you're not even facebook friends, you shouldn't know that about her.
I know. That was stalkward.
I know. That was stalkward.
by gt6driver October 25, 2012
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