Religiously following a person's status updates on facebook, usually:

a) someone more attractive than you who you don't have the courage to talk to in person
b) someone who you have previously been rejected by
c) someone you don't know but has nice tits.

Beth: Omg this guy is totally e-stalking me. He comments on like every one of my status updates.
Mary: Haha omg thats so lameeeeeeeeee

e-stalk by indicannabisativa July 14, 2009

Related Words

e-stalking • e-stalk • e-stalker • e-stalkage • Stalker • Stacke • e • E-Boy • E.M.A • e-tard

e-stalk

When a co-worker spends half his day looking up references online pertaining to your name or nickname. Usually defined by a mancrush that would cause the coworker to look you up online to find more about you.

Matt just keeps looking up my name online. He must want to go on an e-date with me...the wacko! The Freaking e-stalker

Why does Matt keep sending me links to my nickname online? He must really have a Man-Crush on me...I think that he wants to get into my e-pant I think that he's e-stalking me..

e-stalk by C-pher November 18, 2009

e-stalker

someone who prowls or sneaks about using online resources to obtain information on someone

When his ex-girlfriend stopped talking to him, he became an e-stalker and browsed her blog to find out what she was up to.

e-stalker by nem March 25, 2005

e-stalking

the method of looking up, gathering out more info about a person though online networks, myspace, facebook, orkut, or other networks.

hey, what's that girls name that we met, i am going to start e-stalking her.

e-stalking by Kash-A July 21, 2007

e-stalkage

when you hound someone on the net and want to love them up real good!

(inchat)
*elsiemazco sits around and cries for danielsan and cries!

e-stalkage by nunski June 21, 2004

e-stalking

The practice of tracking a person online through email, instant messenger logs etc.

That new accounts wench at work won't go out with me so I'm e-stalking her.

e-stalking by Howser February 16, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026