you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Sellers

Someone who is extremely annoying because all they do is complain about everything all the time.

Guy 1: Where is Joe at?

Guy 2: Who cares, who wants to hang out with a sellers anyway?

by Richard Pumpernickel December 23, 2009

turtle shells

There is nothing to describe about this drug, because many people do not survive the trip, but for the ones who do, they say it is the craziest shit theyve ever done. Don't even try to find the drug because it is only found on 3 beaches in madagascar where leatherback turtles lay their eggs exposed to sunlight, which is what makes the drug so powerful.

Yo mang, i did turtle shells last night, and HOLY SHIT, i cant believe i survived the trip

by Gregamunji August 9, 2006

George Shelley

The extremely attractive guitar-playing member of the U.K boy band Union J (previously known as Triple J, featuring Jaymi Hensley, JJ Hamblett, and Josh Cuthbert). Likes Spider-man, Legend of Zelda, cuddling, bananas, noodles, and Demi Lovato. In a bromance with bandmate Josh Cuthbert (known as Gosh). Was added to Union J after being axed as an X Factor UK solo artist.

Girl 1: Have you heard of George Shelley?
Girl 2: Yes, oh my god, he's so hot, I love him.

by ShelleyBeansBabe June 10, 2013

sell out

Eminem, Metallica

I liked Metallica until they Eminemed.

by Coo July 24, 2003

shelley

to have a woman tickle your balls while you masturbate

So this girl and I were playing 'just the tip' so I could convince her to have sex, but she said no and I had to settle for a shelley.

by the infamous S. March 18, 2007

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005