puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Toast

Some good fucking breakfast

Toast can be used for many things like, for either breakfast sandwich or with that nutella

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020

Toast

Toast-(n.) Possibly the most convenient means of a piece of crunchy bread that tickles the taste buds that only can be explained by leaders of the free world and Morgan Freeman.

2. Add some butter and cinnamon and you got yourself a freaking good piece of awesome.
3. A rambunctious character who runs around causing nothing but stupidity and pure unorganized havoc.
4. Texas toast...a thick slice of pure amazing.

"Look. Morgan Freeman. HE'S GOT TOAST!"
"I'm gonna add some cinnamon to this toast. Oh Lord. Nicely done."
"Dammit Toast! You killed the tomato!"
"I'M GONNA GET ME SOME TEXAS TOAST!...Mmmmm."

by Slingshot Toaster Toast January 13, 2011

Milk Toast

Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.

John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.

by Ambient_Screaming October 6, 2023

Toasting

When someone doesn’t answer or acknowledge your text message.

“She’s toasting me. Ignoring my texts.”

by ZipMaxx July 31, 2019

Toast

Toast is a slang word for dead. Early etymology word comes from the late 2010’s from a small group of mongs.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Jade Goody?
Guy 2: Yeah she’s toast

by domyringpiece January 2, 2020

Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011