kitty crack

another name for cocaine

man, you wanna go sniff some kitty crack?? its crackalicous

by Josh O August 18, 2004

kitty

someone who likes to sleep with everyone in sight. they are usually kinky in bed and dont care who knows it. they are total sluts in the publics eyes

at the party she slept with every guy there. shes a total kitty.

by lauren renee` December 13, 2007

hello kitty tattoo

An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.

I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.

by Jared n' Chris December 11, 2004

Kitty Kat

To surprise and frighten another person by jumping out at them while screaming Kitty Kat. (Can also be used in whisper form for same effect)

Beiber Kitty Kat'd the Director while he was returning from the bathroom.

by jettyrock1978 May 14, 2014

Petting the Kitty

a) To cautiously treat an individual so not to upset them or anger them.
b) To calm down, listen too, and reassure an agitated person.
c) The process of giving someone upset the ”there, there” pat on the back, for a matter that the upset person has overreacted on.
d) Making someone feel better about their incompetence.

Someone (co-worker, friend, etc) makes a mistake, is terribly upset, but not taking responsibility for their mistake. That "there, there" when not needed but will calm the upset person down so that you don't have to deal with there attitude. You are now petting the kitty to calm them down.

by dreamcatcherr9 October 28, 2013

Hello Kitty

When a woman is about to hook up with a "man"and that said "man" turns out to be a woman.

"Girl, i met this fine ass guy at the club and i took him home. But guess what?!"

"What?!"

"when i unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down i was like 'Damn, Hello Kitty.'

by cryscuffs March 4, 2011

kitty cat rodeo

place cat on the top of the bathroom door and move in back and forth quicl;y and see if she can hang on for 8 seconds

the cat pooped in my sock drawer so i we had a kitty cat rodeo

by 11432 November 8, 2010