He's a lean mean lovin' machine. Good for fucking. He's a nice guy who loves sports, but never brags. He picks time with his girl over anything, and is a born leader.
If you have him as a boyfriend, keep him!
If you have him as a boyfriend, keep him!
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by baby_love March 8, 2009
Get the Josie mug.An amazing, down-to-earth, sweet guy. The type of guy most girls dream about being in a relationship with. The one who will send 'Good Morning Beautiful' and random 'I love you!' texts. If you ever have the luck of falling in love with a Jose, never let him go. He is the guy who will make your parents and friends adore him as much as you do and make you wish you could spend every day by his side. You will never find anyone more real than Jose. Be true to him and he will do his part of being honest and truthful to you. Before you know it, you will find yourself loving every single side to him.
by c__dita January 22, 2012
Get the Jose mug.A giant, all powerful nerd God who was most powerful between the years 70000BC and 50000BC. The only race ever to come close to defeating this Joshington are the Chublords, a mighty race of powerful beings who were made extinct in their long battle to thwart his plans of world domination. Joshington is known to have a small secret cult of followers who still worship him, wherever he may be, but their strange practises have lead most to believe Joshington was evil.
by cheeseylol September 20, 2009
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by Yazziiii February 5, 2010
Get the Joshin mug.That one black guy that everyone loves. He gets trolled and trolls back. He hates us and loves us. Joseph Bailey makes Chuck Norris tremble. He is purely awesome.
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Get the Joseph Bailey mug.When a person performs a Joseph Beton, it is said that they open up there anus and stuff as many cakes down it as possible!
Drury: "I eat iced buns in one bite."
Joseph Beton: "I eat iced buns through my arse because i'm so fucking fat."
Joseph Beton: "I eat iced buns through my arse because i'm so fucking fat."
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