Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.

Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!

by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018

Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay

Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus

by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018

super straight

people who have no friends, a social reject, thinks hating on ice cream flavors will make them cool, unfortunately quirky, is banned from most public spaces, didn't take a bath, thinks transphobia makes them have an oscar and likes to get fucked in the ass

"Hey timmy want a sandwich?"

"i am super straight"

"what the hell"

by HEIROU_09 January 13, 2023

super straight

A feminine gay man who crossdresses and strongly supports the transgender community. Often come with a BDSM kink.

Person 1: I’m super straight

Person 2: Me too
*they start aggressively making out*

by AStupidDeer October 17, 2022

Straight Pressure

When Something or someone is "the shit" or going hard 24 hours seven days a week

Yo that fit you got on straight pressure
Kevin harts jokes straight pressure

by StraightPressure.com October 1, 2022

Slightly Straight

When someone is only attracted to transgender people born the same gender as them, but are now the opposite gender.

Girl 1: Hey! Can we go out?
Bob: Are you transgender?
Girl1: No. Why would you ask?
Bob: Oh, I'm Slightly Straight and I'm only attracted to trans women.

by Slightly Straight March 21, 2021

Flaming Straight

A man whose outward appearance, mannerisms, speech and affectations would lead any observer to conclude they are an out and proud gay man. Except they are totally straight.

One look at the comedy stylings of John Mullaney and you'd think he was gay but he's just one of those flaming straights.

by Zebexster December 5, 2020