Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."
Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."
Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."
by John Superman November 28, 2013
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When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
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Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
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