urinary text infection

when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).

ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.

What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.

by oldsport December 17, 2014

yellow finger infection

A case of paronychia an infection of the tissue folds around the nails. Usually the adjacent tissue is painful, red, and swollen. There may be pus which is usually yellow hence the name.

The yellow finger infection is often painful and disgusting to deal with.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017

Of-Little-Influencer

Someone who calls themself an "influencer" but has fewer than 100,000 followers.

Jerk Face: What do you do?
"Influencer": I'm an influencer.
Jerk Face: How many followers do you have?
"Influencer": You're a jerk. <walks away>

Jerk Face: Where are you going, Of-Little-Influencer? Come back! I wanted to ask you your salary.

by somebodynose December 18, 2018

BK the Infamous

A man of great infamy, synonymous to the greatly wicked and notorious people of the past. He commands great respect, and an even greater sensitivity: dare prick his skin, taint his rep, and he will roast you until you’re burnt to a crisp. A beast of a debater and a man summa cum laude.

Did I just witness BK the Infamous do that to a poor amateur?

by Hydaspes June 10, 2019

Social-Media Inflammator

A Social-Media Influencer who talks publicly about topics that they don't have enough knowledge about and influences their followers with half-baked information ending up doing more harm than good.

Social-Media Inflammators have led people to believe that wearing masks is dangerous for them.

by Tjdoesthistoo July 8, 2020

I SKIN INFANT BABIES

The catchphrase of the superhero Thor from the MCU he first stated it in the movie Thor: Love and Thunder.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the new Thor: Love and Thunder movie?"

Person 2: " Yeah I loved the scene when he said I SKIN INFANT BABIES"

by WordMule7 January 14, 2023

Doing a inferno

Drawing a women with large boobs. usually not on purpose.

" David your doing a inferno "

by Tysnakeman July 11, 2023