Have a cookie

Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.

"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"

by noriddle January 26, 2010

Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

by TheMocker November 1, 2005

you have gay

A way to describe a person who has done an idiotic thing. Leaving them with terrible consequence at the end.

Omg I can't believe you just did that! You have gay!

by fireballpenguin November 27, 2017

havanna omlette

a very wet poop left in the toilet for others to see, especially after a heavy beer drinking night

Holy cow, you should see the havanna omlette in the fraternity house crapper. Who ate corn?

by matt1968 October 13, 2007

have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

should have polished the wood

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!

He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"

by Carl J. Maltese November 9, 2007

haden

Badass someone who can just look at you and you fall in love. Way better than Hayden, pronounced Gayden...Also anyone by the name of haden is assured to marry miki the most amazing girl in the world.

Haden Blake Landis

by Haden Landis January 23, 2009