Blue goose

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.

Have you seen Daniel? He's acting like a blue goose.

by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022

Goose-In-One

Killing a goose with a golf ball and then using the gooses power that you gained from killing it to hit a hole in one.

Evan got a Goose-In-One at the Golf Course
(True story)

by Ryceball August 20, 2025

filthy goose

An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.

Your friend: Die you filthy goose!
You: Oh, Ok. :(
Your Friend: Yeah you filthy goose!

by WolfgangTS July 7, 2016

Goose knuckle

The pulling back of a mans excess cock skin to make the male genitalia seem larger or longer, in some cases more dagger like.

John: Rambo hit that goose knuckle pretty hard

Jim:yea his cock is elite and looks like a dagger, how appealing!!
John: yea he has a nice cock, all thanks to that goose knuckle

by Hissnnsfkdi October 6, 2021

silly gooses

corner.

if you’re reading this, you’re a silly gooses. also, all hail jupuxford.

by booblasters October 6, 2019

goose

Using your thumb and jabbing it into a person (often their tender bits/ribs) to make them recoil/move. Similar to when a goose tries to bite you in said tender bits.

The guy wouldn't move off of the sofa, so I gave him a good goose to make him move...

by Ripinski Moinskidoinski October 14, 2021

Goosing

Ejaculating whilst jelqing.

I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024