feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

horny goat

Horny goat is when a female or male try to hook up with to many people at once

Jeff-did you hear about Sara

Megan-no what happend

Jeff-she's such a horny goat

by Mad dog Maddix December 21, 2016

Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.

Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.

by Narumatt January 6, 2011

Goat Crawl

to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.

I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.

by Hunter3001 August 25, 2008

Omar the goat

He’s a really nice person in general not the strongest but quite kind sometimes has a dark humor and doesn’t like fat people I think adel is gay and I’m goat at gaming

Omar the goat is really cool make me nut cheese

by Nade the goat November 16, 2020

woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.

Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"

by $lapaho August 1, 2021

goat finger

A term used for when a Muslim sticks his or her finger in a goats anus and their finger smells like goat anus for days.

Damn dude Mohammed has serious goat finger.

by Pimpin 8nt ez July 6, 2017