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german bloodhound kiss

The german bloodhound kiss is when you perform oral sex on your female partner while she is menstruating.
"My girlfriend started her rag today. I can't wait to give her that german bloodhound kiss I read about on Urban Dictionary."
by R2THEC April 2, 2008
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german gas mask

When a girl is laying on her back, you cum in her mouth ,sit on her face, trap her arms so she cant move then let out the biggest fart and sort of suffocate her with your cheeks
by ah in oh March 16, 2008
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German

Virgin. A person that has not had sex.
Dude are you a german? No man I always have tap that hoe.
by Siron January 15, 2008
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Gay German Sheperd

1. A German Sheperd that enjoys the cock of fellow bloodhound.

2. One who herds sheep in Germany and performs sexual acts on male counterparts.
1. Glenn: Hey Wesley, its nice to see you and your dog Spiffy. How old is that Gay German Sheperd of yours anyways? I bought him a new pink sweater.

Wesley: Thanks Glenn, he's 4 yrs old now. Pink is his favorite color.

2. Before he became an asshole dictator Adolf Hitler was actually a gay german sheperd. His favorite sheep, Hanz used to love the feeling of his little half moustace on his german sheep cock when Adolf used to blow him.
by Jesus Prairie Dogg January 21, 2010
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not german

someone who doesn't eat brats
Laura is not German at all; she definitely can't take the beef.
by cashbecki December 7, 2009
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The Angry German

The process of punching someone in the face while yelling "Nein!" (Meaning "no" in German)
My friend suggested we go see a lame chick flick, so I gave him a facefull of The Angry German.
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
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german

1. The act of shitting on someone during sexual intercourse
2. A language spoken by Germans and other Germanic countries.
3. Someone from Germany
4. A German woman is likely to be hairier than women from other countries.
5. Someone often refered to as a Nazi because of their countries troubled history.
6. Someone who is very opinionated.
7. Makers of cars, firearms, and beer.
8. A sauerkraut
British person in Germany, says to partner: "Is that a man or a woman."
Partner replies: "We're in Germany - its probably a woman!"
by Lewis T December 9, 2008
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