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Pre-Friday

A more optimistic name for Thursday. Popularized by Dallas-Fort Worth KDFW FOX 4 news anchors Tim Ryan and Lauren Przybyl during their morning news program, "Good Day." Pre-Friday makes the weekend seem less far away.
"Good morning, North Texas! ...43 degrees on this Pre-Friday. What are your weekend plans?
by MurrayRabbit January 14, 2012
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Casualty Friday

A substitution for the well known Casual Friday (where you're allowed to dress down in your office on Fridays) that instead allows you and your co-workers to drink irresponsibly until someone needs medical attention. Everyone else is allowed to go home early when the ambulance arrives.
Xavier: The new boss just instituted Casualty Fridays!
Ally: Call the ambulance now; Alice won't make it past her third drink.
by Capital X October 11, 2012
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sounds like my friday night

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.
Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.
by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013
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Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.
by Todd April 24, 2006
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Friday 13th

The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.
Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.
by Paraskevidekatriaphobiac February 13, 2004
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good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."
It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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friday hammer

Originally a "cool Gadget" (inappropiratly classified!) manufactured by "Nexxtech" a pseudonyme for Radioshack(Intertan) Canada. This "modern convenience" consists of a hammer which has a bottle opener at the back of the head where the nail puller would be. Apperently the RD department of this company forsaw people being in need of both of these tools at same time. I personally can not count the number of times I have opened a bottle of chilled beverage and suddenly be overwhelmed with the urge to hammer a few nails. (all "getting hammered" and "getting nailed" jokes to one side please *frustrated sigh*)
The flaws of this product are many however the most astounding are thus:

The poor construction of the device leaves the neck too week to hammer even the smallest of nails into the softest of surfaces without denting or breaking the neck severely. More to the point, this same flaw prevents getting any real leverage when opening bottles of any size without bending the neck completely in half.

Also, the bottle opener itself fails to meet any sort of standerd bottle size (if there is such a thing) and therefore will not fit most of the bottles one my attempt to open. This may have disasterous results.

This product has caused many a sales associate all over the country to atapt such phrases as the following:
"That new DSM... yeah, usless as a friday hammer."

"Well look at this new product. Nice flashy blue LEDs. Looks about as necessary as a friday hammer".

"ok everyone, lets show the new RSM were smarter than a shelf full of friday hemmers."
by fudge February 19, 2005
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