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Forrest Gump

1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.

2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
Wow I just Forrest Gumped my way through that test.
by clumsyannie November 24, 2010
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Bloody Foreskin

After having the driest anal sex you pull out the soft dick and their lies a bleeding heap of flesh and veiny skin.
I just had the dryiest hump and i am paying the price with this bloody foreskin.
by Art Vandaleigh August 12, 2006
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foreskin

1.) Skin that covers the head of the penis. Keeps it sensitive and ready for action.

2.) An object that inspires much debate. Uneducated trailer trash tend to hate it and are very vocal about their ignorance. Educated people tend to accept it as a part of the human body.

3.) Removed in an aesthetic procedure called circumcision which is a violation of basic human rights but accepted in the United States of America and is commonplace with the jews. Apparently god made a mistake and doesn't have the balls to admit it so he makes his followers chop it off to appease his bloodthirsty fetishes.
1.)My foreskin keeps my well oiled piston from turning into an insensitive fuck-stick.

2.) My son's penis looks better then your son's penis and he'll get laid by all the sluts!

3.) Ah ha ha, your foreskin got circumsized.
by Drealgrinnerz June 24, 2008
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foreskin

The piece of skin that covers the head of the penis and is responsible for cultivating smegma. Also when pulled over the penis head it looks like a baby bird.
Hey doctor, my foreskin looks like corn flakes.
by Strechy Foreskin January 17, 2005
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foreshipped

A relationship status in role-playing or storytelling, where two characters are not currently involved romantically but the players or author intends for them to develop a romantic relationship in the future.
In the Harry Potter books by J. K. Rowling, Ron and Hermione did not actually become a couple until the end of the series; prior to that, they were just foreshipped.
by Lady Norbert February 25, 2008
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forrestt

Taken from the urbandictionary definition of "forrest":

"Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.' Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick."

But infact, the above quotation is wrong. The word "forrest" was mispelled and was meant to be "forrestt". Forrestt is all of the above and more. Generally a Forrestt sucks major ass at first person shooter games such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, with the exception of the Halo series, in which they generally kick ass.
X: Dude! That guy was hung like a Forrestt!
Y: Yeah I know!
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X: Looks like we have a Forrestt on our team. /facepalm
Y: Oh shit look out he's noob tubing /facepalm
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X: Hell yeah! We have a Forrestt on our team!
Y: W00T nao i dont hav 2 uze mi hax 2 kik covnent arse!
by Enokia June 18, 2010
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Forrest Fire

A popular beer bomb drink started in Central California by Eric Middleton. A shot of gin with a splash of Grenadine on top is dropped into a half a glass of Sierra Nevada and then chugged. Most either love it or hate it, you be the judge.
"Hey bro let's get some Forrest Fires!"
by J-Messy November 29, 2011
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