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Taken from the urbandictionary definition of "forrest":

"Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.' Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick."

But infact, the above quotation is wrong. The word "forrest" was mispelled and was meant to be "forrestt". Forrestt is all of the above and more. Generally a Forrestt sucks major ass at first person shooter games such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, with the exception of the Halo series, in which they generally kick ass.
X: Dude! That guy was hung like a Forrestt!
Y: Yeah I know!
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X: Looks like we have a Forrestt on our team. /facepalm
Y: Oh shit look out he's noob tubing /facepalm
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X: Hell yeah! We have a Forrestt on our team!
Y: W00T nao i dont hav 2 uze mi hax 2 kik covnent arse!
by Enokia June 18, 2010
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Forrest Hump

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.
Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."
by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013
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Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.
Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.
by Eddy July 30, 2007
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Forrest gumped

A way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.
He really forrest gumped his way into that job.
by rlampani January 5, 2009
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Forrest Gump

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006
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forrest ettel

the most sus person ever created with a really small penis and can’t ever please a woman, his only good quality is perfecting the ding-ding dance. he sounds like the annoying train kid from polar express, and likes indiana
this kid is being such a forrest ettel
by patty kinsey September 12, 2020
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Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."
by Jackerfack September 30, 2009
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