dildo wacker

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 16, 2017
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emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 07, 2023
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God dildo

Our sweet bierbuik lord and saviour, loves drinking all the time and roeping KUT(retired trash brid btw, we ns @ easts)
sincerely, paggaslager21
by paggaslager21 September 01, 2018
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Dildo Palette

A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.
I carry dildos with my Neon Genesis Evangelion artbook, it's my dildo palette.
by LoserBasementVirgin2099 October 18, 2021
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Dildo-dipper

A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.
Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!
by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019
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gutter dildo

A teething insult that one can bestow upon a fellow person, meaning to compare them to a filthy dildo only suitable to pleasure a dirty gutter.
"That guy wouldn't give me a refund!"
"Wow, what a gutter dildo."
by JamJamz April 02, 2015
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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
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