Canadian History

A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.

The prostitute from Alabama taught me Canadian History.

by ABC123 don't touch me. February 5, 2010

Canadian base system

The Canadian base system is:

- first base: kissing and fondling breasts

- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex

- third base: sex, and

- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.

Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.

David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?

by arigavemetheidea July 29, 2011

Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010

Canadian Fishing Trip

Crossing the bridge from Detroit to Windsor, ON to go to the strip clubs.

The strip clubs in Detroit were just not raunchy enough so we went on a Canadian Fishing Trip

by CC June 3, 2004

canadian ninja shark

A shark from Canadian decent with prior ninja training, tends to jump thousands of miles inland to attack small children(usually infants).

Oh Shit! the canadian ninja shark again!

by canadian ninja shark fan March 21, 2008

canadian double date

when two friends go on a date with a girl (or guy), where it's understood between the friends that either could end up getting the girl (or guy), or both could end up getting the girl (or guy) at the same time

person 1: "yo, sean and i totally went on a canadian double date with that girl last night"

person 2: "oh yeah, did either of you score?"

person 1: "we both did!"

person 2: "at the same time?"

by benjamin adam gifford November 4, 2008

canadian band incest

1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things.

2. superconnection

1. The Stills new album will show that they've been participating in Canadian band incest because Emily Haines is on it.

2. superconnected...

by nini's a ninja May 4, 2006