connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026

fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005

Electric Connection

A DANK BAND!, that happens to have a myspace

person 1-jeez i want to bang Electric Connection so bad
person 2-Word.

by Phinneus September 5, 2008

ultimo connection

a form of crappy internet connection

that guy got a ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 9, 2007

magical connection

the connection betweens lovers to express extreme liking. and or explanation why they are compatible

Ian- Why do I like you so much?
Jazmine- Its just the magical connection.

by sexybuns December 11, 2007

ultimo connection

a crappy internet connection, always lagging on first person shooters on video games.

jhon: that guy is skipping everywhere i cant shoot him.

mike: he has an ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 16, 2007

Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009