Beefed

When you feel like you are stoned but you haven't done any drugs.

"Yo I feel beefed as shit, Foo"

by Caleburritoman May 24, 2019

beef curtains

a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet

That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance

by Josh Charlton January 31, 2007

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris May 13, 2005

beef neck

when you playfully *slap* the back of someone's neck, usually after they make a dumb or obvious statement. saying "BEEF NECK!" is optional while administering the *slap*.

After Bobbi asked me where her keys were, I pointed out they were right in front of her on her desk, and then gave her a BEEF NECK!

by xpiratebillx November 22, 2010

beef curtain

yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)

Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

Kobe Beef

Kobe Bryant is named after this stuff. it's pretty good beef, and apparently they give it to cows who aren't good enough to drink Guinness

did you try that kobe beef at dinner last night? it was delicious!

by Steve Ervin December 25, 2007

beefhog

n., A person with a fetish for small furry animals, namely squirrels.

n., A person who tends to hang out in oversized hamster cages.

n., A homosexual male.

Man, that dude asked to suck me off yesterday. What a beefhog.

by S. Peters October 4, 2004