frying your bacon 

Phrase coined in 2006 by Dimitri Williams of Oakdale.

Used to imply someone is about to get or already is getting their hypothetical ass annihilated, kicked, whooped, beaten, or simply owned.

Dimitri was frying your bacon out the ass last night.

frying your bacon by NarooN November 28, 2009

Canadian Bacon Nipples 

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

Canadian Bacon Nipples by Karissa December 17, 2004

Bibbity Bobbity Bacon 

The act of adding bacon or bacon bits to other foods

Not interested in this salad? Well then Bibbity Bobbity Bacon,I just made it an entrée.

Bibbity Bobbity Bacon by dph1479 July 6, 2010

artificial bacon 

Rent-a-cops, the secrurity guards that think they are cops and act like them even thou they have no athority.

"I was just hangen out in front of the store and the artificial bacon kicked me out!"

artificial bacon by Neil Hindle October 4, 2005

Canadian Bacon Jerk 

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

Canadian Bacon Jerk by bri-marzee February 7, 2009

cooter bacon 

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

cooter bacon by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

Lady Bacon 

The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.

I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.

Lady Bacon by Disgraceful bus driver January 10, 2011