Detroit Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.

Kyle would never forget that time he had to leave the rave with two Detroit Gravy Boats

by RyButtnik May 1, 2020

Dutch Rug Oven Boat

Dutch Rug Oven Boat <deutsche rhug ohfen boaat>

Noun-When A person is getting Tugboated underneath a blanket whilst farting.

"Beeson was giving Kristine a tugboat underneath the blankets, when she farted and he starting gagging, all of the sudden she screamed out Dutch Rug Oven Boat!"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 21, 2020

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Detailing her boat

To give a woman oral sex. Eating pussy.

Yeah, I pounded Kellie’s asshole last night while she detailed Kathleen’s boat! It was awesome!

Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!

by Richter Ass April 21, 2021

Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.

When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

Russian Row Boat

While having sex grabbing a woman's 2 braids and using them as oars as you enter and exit

YOOOOOOO TERY I MET THE HOT BROAD AT THE BAR AND I GAVE HER THE RUSSIAN ROW BOAT

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022

touch the boat

To do something stupid, especially if warned before hand.

Nick: Don't do it, that looks dangerous
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*

by TwoMustangsAndADolphin August 3, 2022