blue waffle desert 

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.

John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.

blue waffle desert by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012

Puppy Waffle 

A slang term for vagina; preferably a petite well-maintained vagina that begs for butter and syrup to be drizzled on it.

Let me peep that sweet puppy waffle.

Her puppy waffle was so sweet i wanted to put syrup

Puppy Waffle by Hammer87 February 23, 2009

The Dirty Waffle

The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.

Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.

The Dirty Waffle by VitoVane November 24, 2017

Dirty Waffle 

It's a nickname for the city of San Diego which is a play on its name, i.e. a "Dirty Waffle" is a "Sandy Eggo".

"Want to head down to San Diego this weekend?"
"Nah, I hate the Dirty Waffle."

Dirty Waffle by FranklinDelanoBluth July 6, 2009

rofl waffle 

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

rofl waffle by Norty11 August 24, 2010

douche waffle 

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

douche waffle by Siyui December 22, 2008

cum guzzling twat waffle 

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

cum guzzling twat waffle by Dj I<haled July 26, 2007