When one develops bloating and the discharge of gas, due to the movements of the intestines due to hunger.
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
This happens when you are in the middle of trying to silently pass a fart, but suddenly your asshole shifts in just such a way that you know that if you continue passing it wil come out loud as a bugel. You then sit there attempting to pass it silently, which causes your face to contort and you to stop breathing in an effort to make sure no noise comes out.
Friend 1: "dude, i was talking to this hot girl last night at the bar and i tried to pass one but i stopped 'cause i knew if i passed more it would sound like a nuke."
Friend 2: "dude, you totally went into fart purgatory."
Friend 2: "dude, you totally went into fart purgatory."
by tetris57 November 09, 2011
This is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.
Betty's nephew at Betty's graduation party: Jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!
Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !
Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !
Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !
Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !
by jeffbo May 26, 2009
The office was quiet, then the smell of Filet of Fish spread quickly around the room. That`s when we knew Jackie had gave us a silent but deadly Fish Fart.
by BigDaddy618 October 19, 2010
A bisto fart is a fart that stains ones underwear like gravy granules, gets stronger in smell and thickens the air as it matures to full strength. A bisto kid is one who enjoys the smell of a bisto fart
by rob Hogarth November 13, 2007
when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!
there's no escaping the stalker fart
there's no escaping the stalker fart
by Dark Lord of the Anus September 17, 2005
I let out a fart at my girlfriend's dinner party, but her dad acted as my fart buddy and took the blame.
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 04, 2003