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Undercover squat

When you're so obsessed with working out that you find any opportunity to squat.
I did many undercover squats before finally sitting on the toilet
by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016
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peep squat

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public
Girl: Are you goin to Maroon 5 Concert
Boy: A lot of peep squat in there LOL
by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 14, 2017
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Midnight Squally

When you participate in an Anal Rain Dance at 12 A.m with Filipino hookers.
Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?

Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
by SL4T3R May 6, 2018
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cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.
'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'
by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018
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Taco squat

That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.
by Feldokkon January 9, 2019
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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Normal Squalor

A term for seemingly human-attributed and incidental sicknesses and other misfortunes that are actually strongly caused by repetitious behaviors in cultures.
Sedentary sickness or decline in fitness is a consequence of normal squalor, because so much of the time, we are sedentary.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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