Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022

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Jonased

When the kinda ugly guy you want to fuck is on snapchat, but isn't snapping you back. You must be getting Jonased

His snap score keeps going up. Gaby, I think your being Jonased again!

by kingJonas May 9, 2022

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Jonas

Used to describe an individual who is incapable of cranking 90s

Dude that guy sucks at cranking. He’s a total jonas.

by Lauren pancakez May 12, 2022

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Jonas

A kid who can see beyond his community, the Receiver of Memory.

Dude 1: Bruh i feel like Jonas rn after watching film theory
Dude 2: did you sleep last night??
Dude 1: nah i gave a memory away :7

by alter_ego_cole May 14, 2022

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jonashifts

A very cool tiktoker who shifts

Person 1: “hey! Did you watch Jonashifts’ new video?”
Person 2 : “isnt Jonashifts that very cool tiktoker that shifts?”
Person 3: Yes! You should definitely follow them

by Jonashifts May 18, 2022

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