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jonahsexual 

being in love with guys named jonah only
"i only like guys named jonah because i'm jonahsexual"
jonahsexual by tyler_toad September 21, 2021
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jonahsexual 

specifically only liking guys named jonah
"i only like guys named jonah because i'm jonahsexual"
jonahsexual by tyler_toad September 21, 2021

Jonzzsexual 

A person who follows jonzzwrld on social media, enjoys his content and is sexually attracted to him.
I am a proud jonzzsexual.
Jonzzsexual by Caseclosed69 May 1, 2021

Joshsexual 

A person who is attracted to Josh Richards ONLY
I'm joshsexual
Wym?
I like Josh Richards

Jahsexual 

A Man Or Woman Who Claims A Certain Level Of Spirituality Or Relation To Buddha In An Attempt To Hit On A Party Of The Opposite Sex.Usually This Person Can Be Seen Wearing Products Made Of Hemp And Has A Distinct Smell Of Various Scented Oils.
( Two Guys Are Sitting At A Table )

Guy 1 : How did you get her to sleep with you man?

Guy 2 : I took her to the meadow to watch birds and become one with nature, and become one with myself,ha.

Guy 3 : You are such a Jahsexual!
Jahsexual by Lawrence Scott Epstein December 14, 2008

Jonsexual 

Sexual confusion between Furries and aliens.
You see Cody over there I heard he is Jonsexual he was caught at a furry convention
Jonsexual by JonnytheOverseer May 28, 2016

Jongsexual 

Someone who only finds attraction to Kim Jonghyun of SHINee
Person1: Hey, what's your type?
Person2: I like Jonghyun.
Person1: But that's not a type...?
Person2: Oh, well actually I'm Jongsexual so...
Jongsexual by Helena Kailar November 28, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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