SLOBBER HOG 

A nasty disgusting pig of a person

Tell that slobber hog bitch to stay away from my man.

SLOBBER HOG by ONE AR BADDNESS December 5, 2024

frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."

frosty hog by frosty pete January 3, 2025

Burtonsville Hog Hammer 

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

Burtonsville Hog Hammer by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Chumpy hog 

A very large, heavy and girthy penis

Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!

Chumpy hog by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025

Cranking Hog 

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

Cranking Hog by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

Poo Hog Wokey 

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

Poo Hog Wokey by oopi April 22, 2025

Rub hog 

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.

So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked

Rub hog by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025