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frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
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Blue Hog

When you cut off circulation to your penis and try to jerk off
Aye bro I heard Gibby try to blue hog in the church today
by ExtraChromieHomie January 17, 2026
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Breed Hog

Essentially the monogamous version of a Slam Pig.

A woman that is quick to court and become impregnated, usually leading on her mate with the idea that she cannot get pregnant via a medical diagnosis that was never proven leading to a hopefully successful marriage.
"After all these years you just see me as a breed hog to have sex with!"

"Well yeah babe, but at least you're my hog"
by originalbakedpotato February 15, 2026
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Jungle Hog

When a man hasn't shaved his hog in a while, but still wants to use his jungle spear.

Similar to a Jungle Kitty
Man, I was so down bad I used my Jungle Hog on a turkey sandwich.
by Jungle Hog February 15, 2026
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Bitch Hog

Look at that Bitch Hog, she has a nasty temper and is cruel towards everyone to make herself feel good!!!
by NorpockHater March 4, 2026
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Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.
Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.
by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025
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Chumpy hog

A very large, heavy and girthy penis
Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!
by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025
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