Illegitimate girlfriend

The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"

Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn

by trixy sparkletits aka stabooby February 26, 2009

jewish girlfriend experience

The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.

Amber: So, what? you wanna party?

Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?

Amber: fuck you ass hole!

by ojo_tango July 6, 2021

Pay-Per-View Girlfriend

Usually a call girl, but sometimes an exotic dancer. In recent years, it's also become associated with any gold-digger.

Looks like Nick got him a Pay-Per-View Girlfriend. I hope he's getting a full oil and lube out of it.

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Gilfy

A word that means awesome or spectacular!

Damn that pot was gilfy, or that sex was gilfy!

by Gilfenstein December 30, 2003

Girlfriend

Something most guys are lucky to have.

Girl: Aw, do you have a girlfriend?
Guy2: Yes man, isn't she a hot piece of ass?
Girl: How did you get a girlfriend? You must be lucky.

by McLovinz August 23, 2009

girlfriend in training

A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.

Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.

by FridgeRaider May 29, 2004

Gilf

Guy I'd Like (To) Fuck

Tina: Brad is one hot GILF!
Jim: TOTALLY!
John: Jim, you're gay!

by One111 March 1, 2009