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Goose

A person who behaves in a way that is not the norm. They are quirky and more often than not choose the wrong thing when presented with options, just because...
They are adorable though😒
Look at Oscar N, he is being a goose...again.
by You_Can't_Handle_the_Truth August 30, 2019
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Cookie Goose

Crocobearmoose's famous line in Fred 3: Camp Fred, having a secret meaning of Pineapple Mango Tango Thanksgiving Turkey Cranberry Roast Beef Flat Tire Queef On Command.
Woah she had a Cookie Goose pussy on her! it tasted like heaven.
by PMTTTCFTRBQOC May 22, 2020
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Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it
Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.
by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023
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Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024
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Goose

a snake chicken

highly dangerous, approach at your own risk
A goose almost made my dad have to amputate his leg
by ARoundBox December 13, 2021
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Goose

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.
Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now
by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019
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dusty goose

Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)
He retaliated to her unwanted advances by giving her a Dusty Goose.
by Plinytheelder August 8, 2021
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