Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
by DJDiggler August 8, 2006
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by Louisiana Fast : ) July 26, 2017
Get the Fruit Salad mug.A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.
I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.
by pantheraux September 9, 2010
Get the French fruitcake mug.A combination of fruit and vegetable. Used to describe a tomato, because people can never agree on whether it's a fruit or a vegetable. Can also be used to solve arguments on watermelon between the average person and a horticulturist.
Person one: Tomatos are obviously vegetables.
Person two: No, it's a fuit!
Person three: Let's just call it a fruitchtable.
Person two: No, it's a fuit!
Person three: Let's just call it a fruitchtable.
by Shuzuko July 25, 2004
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by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009
Get the fruit perv mug.The word slut with an added o and u. Also with the words "Fruit loop" before it. Used when being killed/losing or lost in a game.
"Oh my god dude that guy ownd u"
"I am going to throw that Fruit loop sloute out the window"
"Dude its only scrabble"
"I am going to throw that Fruit loop sloute out the window"
"Dude its only scrabble"
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