When a guy wakes up and gets a beer (must be coors light). He then proceeds to drink the beer, cum in the bottle, and then smack his lover in the head with it.
by shaylious baby 94 June 12, 2009
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2. If you're at the collegiate level, props, cuz that some hard shit, and you also might be fine
3. If you're high school you most likely not fine, and think color guard is hard shit but i've seen some overweight, out of shape, uncoordinated girls get that shit down and thats not saying much.
2. If you're at the collegiate level, props, cuz that some hard shit, and you also might be fine
3. If you're high school you most likely not fine, and think color guard is hard shit but i've seen some overweight, out of shape, uncoordinated girls get that shit down and thats not saying much.
1. Oh shit! colorguard lets show our respect
2. Oh shit! colorguard that one girl is actually fine.
3. Oh shit! colorguard ......halftime over yet?
and most likely if u thumb this down you probably one of the grip of colorguard girls who put up one of the posts sayin this is like the hardest shit in the world.
2. Oh shit! colorguard that one girl is actually fine.
3. Oh shit! colorguard ......halftime over yet?
and most likely if u thumb this down you probably one of the grip of colorguard girls who put up one of the posts sayin this is like the hardest shit in the world.
by real-talk September 8, 2008
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UPDATE:
Color of the day Was started in Ellet By Zack Rodgers And Jessi Nagle, Color of the day reffers to the color of a girls underware (usually the color of a thong)
Color of the day Was started in Ellet By Zack Rodgers And Jessi Nagle, Color of the day reffers to the color of a girls underware (usually the color of a thong)
by Zack at Tarnic.com December 28, 2005
Get the color of the day mug.Sure cheerleaders are self-centered cunts, but they're atleast hot....the colorguard girls are the same...just not as hot...sometimes not even hot at all.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
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by Colorado October 21, 2012
Get the Coloradoing mug.A polite way of saying someone drops all the fuck relatives and then some. Pastor's wife that happened to be a classsmate during the era of the original events of The Cabbie Homicide as The Chicago Tribune reported, responded to the colorful language laced retort like a vampire to holy water.
A christian blogger, "Thank you for your comment, unfortunately I need to edit one line because of the colorful language you used in the statement."
Me, "Shit do you realize that your own Old Testament has the line "Drink your own piss and eat your own dung?"
The Blogger: *Blush*
Me: "time to stop using the fucking pseudo-profanity and it's okay to say 'piss drinking bastard'"
Me, "Shit do you realize that your own Old Testament has the line "Drink your own piss and eat your own dung?"
The Blogger: *Blush*
Me: "time to stop using the fucking pseudo-profanity and it's okay to say 'piss drinking bastard'"
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Heard while Driving down the street with Texas licence plates on, "GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS..." ME:"I'M NOT FROM TEXAS,YOU COLORADO DIPSHIT!"
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