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cleaning the blow hole

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
by SirJalen February 23, 2017
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Clean Shaven

Man man who has no more genitals and is as blank as a Barbie doll
Shit dude I went trim the hedges and now my dog is clean shaven
by Soak in the bath June 12, 2019
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Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
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keyboard cleaning

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking
by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023
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simply clean services

The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.
Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!
by anonymous April 27, 2024
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clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.
Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023
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clean Ricardo

a dude named Ricardo that is clean
did u see that clean Ricardo walking
by xbox-GT=DAYSTORM321 February 8, 2018
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