cleaning the blow hole

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it

I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.

by SirJalen February 23, 2017

Clean Shaven

Man man who has no more genitals and is as blank as a Barbie doll

Shit dude I went trim the hedges and now my dog is clean shaven

by Soak in the bath June 12, 2019

Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

simply clean services

The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.

Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!

by anonymous April 27, 2024

clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.

Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!

by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023

clean Ricardo

a dude named Ricardo that is clean

did u see that clean Ricardo walking

by xbox-GT=DAYSTORM321 February 8, 2018