When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
by SirJalen February 23, 2017

by Soak in the bath June 12, 2019

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

by anonymous April 27, 2024

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.
Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023

by xbox-GT=DAYSTORM321 February 8, 2018
