beans

1. A pill of OxyContin. Can be smoked, eaten, injected, or snorted.

2. A hit of Ecstasy.

1. Me and my homie smoked so many beans last night we were nodding out.

2. I popped two beans at the rave last night.

by beans420 December 6, 2009

Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

kidney beans

The Kidney Bean, contrary to common miss conceptions is not called so for its familiarity in shape to the human kidney but is actually because it is derived from the bi product of urea found in Cows kidneys.

These kidney beans are commonly used in a variety of dishes, such as chilli and salads.There are a good source of fibre and urea. Fantastic when you have cystitis.

by Dr Arnold April 21, 2008

Keen Beans

A response with no actual meaning to anything that can be said. The more neutral form of "cool beans". Simmer until hot.
Not to be confused with a keen bean or talking toaster ovens.

Keen beans

by mrsticky005 May 29, 2010

Beans and Gravy

What you shout after you've been texting a boy pretending to be a girl, and he gets excited.

You:Hi i'm called Hannah.
James: I love you so much Hannah.
You: Beans and Gravy!

by Beaner101786 May 18, 2010

scooping the beans

Well obviously if you found this, you know what "beans" are- but just for for your pleasure i'll tell you bout that too- beans yeah in the taco!
-so scooping the beans is to finger a taco (pussy), but the important part about "scooping the beans" is the fact that you can only use your pinkies b/c otherwise you may get a little too much bean in the taco and it'll get a little "cheesy"

Last time Matt was scooping the beans he forgot to add the secret sauce!!

by My Little Beaner March 19, 2004