Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .

Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308

by Dayzbro June 11, 2024

Moose Factory

A place where people come to sleep around then cry to their ex after they get caught

She's from Moose Factory , bro. She'll be trying to bang your friend group within a week!

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

moose years

When you turn 33

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!

by Greyk March 22, 2024

thrifty moose

A bitch who is highly adaptable and overcomes adversity

“I finally got a job!”
“ you thrifty moose!”

by Yearofthecat March 25, 2020

Mooseing

The act of inserting both thumbs in the anus with fingers stretched out giving the ass "Moose antlers"

My penis was not big enough so I did some Mooseing with thumbs on both sides of my cock.

by The Clock Worker November 6, 2015

Sidhu Moose Wala

Punjabi singer, Actor, Politician, Born on June 10, 1993 Shubhdeep was born in Moosa, Punjab. He always reps Moose in his name from when he started to the final day of his life.

Dil Da nai Maada tera Sidhu Moose Wala!

by tej19 November 27, 2022