If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.
(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
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