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Jalen Hurts

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

Justin Fields

A quarterback who is respectfully the only good Bears quarterback of the franchise, (besides Sid Luckman).

Josh: Hey, did you see Justin Fields last night?
Mike: I know, he is the savior of the Chicago Bears.

by speedyadventure November 2, 2023

CR7

CR7 is 2nd behind the goat, Lionel Messi. He plays for the Portugal National Team and Al Nassr. (Currently) He says he will retire in 2027.

CR7 is one of the best football players.

by speedyadventure October 17, 2023

Caseoh

Caseoh is a twitch streamer that is huge as fuck. Like, come on, he says he has an in-house gym, but apparently he doesn't use it. He mostly plays on his Playstation or reacts to Tiktok "try not to cringe" challenges.

Viewer: Caseoh is humongous.

by speedyadventure October 25, 2023

Baltimorian Slang

Baltimorian slang is a slang used as to say random ass words and it sounds like a new language. Kind of like pig latin.

Baltimorian slang be like, Fukhal snuckal on a doogin, fuhtoogin.

by speedyadventure October 17, 2023

Dictionary

A book or electronic resource that lists the words of a language (typically in alphabetical order) and gives their meaning, or gives the equivalent words in a different language, often also providing information about pronunciation, origin, and usage.

Me: Why are you looking up the word 'dictionary' in the urban dictionary?

You who are reading this: I dunno.

by speedyadventure October 24, 2023

Pepe

No, not the portugal football defender, the frog, Pepe. Pepe is a meme frog used in the 2000s and the 2010s, and sadly died back then. He was a very good meme and will always be remembered in the meme hall of fame.

Pepe, pepe, whatcha gonna do?

by speedyadventure October 19, 2023