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Being labelled as “static” basically means you’re a worse version than lame.
person 1: bro goku would wash batman in anything, lol. your crazy if you think otherwise?
person 2: bro what are you talking about? Your static dickhead.
by Moss is green February 15, 2024
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Staticmoth

Staticmoth or, Vox x Valentino is a hazbin hotel ship of the 2 overlords Vox and Val. Both of them are in the same group called the “Vee’s”. The ship is great, but it’s mostly friends with benefits. And horned up making out
Person 1: “What’s your favorite hazbin hotel ship? I ship Angel x Husk”

Person 2: “I love Staticmoth… so cute!”

Person 1: “You mean Vox x Valentino?”

Person 2: “YES!”
by BustPop February 18, 2024
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static company

"Static company" refers to a person who, over time, has distanced themselves emotionally, growing apart and becoming as predictable and commonplace as anyone else
You watch someone you know
Grow into static company
by moekadem February 20, 2024
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Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode
Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024
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Startism

Startism / Startardation.
A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.

Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all

posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
A backer of the video game Start Citizen
Startism defined as one suffering from Startardation
Go and touch some grass you Startard
The Startism is strong with this one.
Take a joke.
See you in the verse you Startards o7.
by Spectrum Startard support October 28, 2024
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Startism

A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.

Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all

posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to Hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
Go and touch some grass you Startist
The startism is strong with this one
Take a joke
See you in the verse you Startards o7
by Spectrum Startard support October 28, 2024
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Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.
Static void order here to take your balls.
by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025
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