The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.
by Dansky Kral February 22, 2011
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In the weed smoking world, a Scalpel is a sharp pointy object used to poke through a geeb(gravity bong). Usually these items are needles, safety pins, and/or toothpicks.
Stoner 1:Dood check im doing geeg surgery. NURSE, PASS ME A SCALPEL!!!!
Stoner 2:(obviously high) ...what
Stoner 2:(obviously high) ...what
by Maximus Dongus August 15, 2017
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by Xokittyxo93 June 18, 2018
Get the Scales mug.A ghey scaler is some one that out of habit will deliver a humorous insult by "producing" a scale. The insulter describes something as being on a scale from one to ten, but rather than giving a number they say "thats pretty ghey" so that when the insult is constructed correctly it goes like this- "on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey ". This insult is commonly used by a complete douche, tool, or supreme jack ass...or maybe they are just cooler than you, whatever the case the topic at hand is usually pretty ghey.
guy one: dude I just spent 3 days strait playing WoW to become a level 70 alliance leader
guy two: wow man, on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey
guy one: your such a ghey scalerer
guy two: wow man, on a scale from one to ten .... thats pretty ghey
guy one: your such a ghey scalerer
by mega_madness August 7, 2009
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by jlkhg February 8, 2009
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The Hickter Scale is the best known scale for measuring the magnitude of cringy moments performed by Mark Hickman. The magnitude value is proportional to the logarithm of the amplitude of the strongest cringe wave during an "cringequake". A recording of 7, for example, indicates a disturbance with ground motion 10 times as large as a recording of 6. The table below gives the frequency of cringequakes in a year and the effects of the cringequakes based on this scale.
Hickter scale no. Frequency per Week
<3 - 800 000 Detected only by cringemometers .
3 - 30 000 Just about noticeable by others.
4 - 800 Most people notice them.
5/6 - 1400 Everyone notices them, asked to leave shops.
7/8 - 15 Serious damage: People cross the road to avoid, people may collapse.
9 - Great damage, most people run in fear.
10 - One every 5 to 10 years Total damage, people have been known to "drop dead".
The Hickter Scale is the best known scale for measuring the magnitude of cringy moments performed by Mark Hickman. The magnitude value is proportional to the logarithm of the amplitude of the strongest cringe wave during an "cringequake". A recording of 7, for example, indicates a disturbance with ground motion 10 times as large as a recording of 6. The table below gives the frequency of cringequakes in a year and the effects of the cringequakes based on this scale.
Hickter scale no. Frequency per Week
<3 - 800 000 Detected only by cringemometers .
3 - 30 000 Just about noticeable by others.
4 - 800 Most people notice them.
5/6 - 1400 Everyone notices them, asked to leave shops.
7/8 - 15 Serious damage: People cross the road to avoid, people may collapse.
9 - Great damage, most people run in fear.
10 - One every 5 to 10 years Total damage, people have been known to "drop dead".
The Hickter Scale:
Mark will attempt to chat up a girl by telling her he loves her.
Nearby people will give him a rating, something this severe would usually earn a 7.
Mark will attempt to chat up a girl by telling her he loves her.
Nearby people will give him a rating, something this severe would usually earn a 7.
by :)pusihtedamzeb February 25, 2010
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