Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about

Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.

by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018

swinger

A wife or girlfriend swapper.

See "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice"

by Super Trouper November 10, 2003

Swing da bonk

No set, known definition has been had for this phrase. Often considered slang, this phrase can be placed almost anywhere in any sentence to convey any meaning. This is often confused with the phrase "Swing da boomp" and "Swing da bump"

"Yo, is dat Swedish Fish? Swing da bonk."

by Capeten February 1, 2009

Swing Hangover

When seated on a swing, the fat that hangs out over the swings seat originating from the thighs and butt.

Person 1: I need to loose some weight, I have a Swing Hangover.

by Needle Nose March 17, 2009

Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.

Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*

by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009

swindon ski jump

Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!

by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009

Swiner

Someone who sneezes or coughs in a public place.
Largely associated with the game “spot the swiner” in which a person shouts “SWINER!” at anyone who sneezes in a public place.

(In a crowded bar)
Swiner: "ACHOOO!"
Spot the swiner game player 1: "SWINER!"
Spot the swiner game player 2: "dam, got there before me."

by Hazel-ish May 11, 2009