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Scratcher

A member of the online kids programming website, Scratch.
You get this label by actually posting shit.
"Hello fellow Scratchers I'm griffpatch and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
by iminhellplshelpahhh May 30, 2024
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Scratcher

An amateur tattoo artist. Instead of applying a smooth, clean tattoo, they tend to scratch up your skin and offset your tattoo.
Guy 1: have you seen the new babe at Rogue Ink?

Guy 2: yeah, she may be a scratcher, but she’s hot!
by Kralja June 4, 2024
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.
“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.
“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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Scroach

A virgin on war thunder who lurks in the sky bombing the spawnpoint
oh man fuck that stupid fucking scroach bombing the spawn
by scroachlord March 9, 2024
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Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail
“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview
by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024
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Scratty Hannah

A girl who has very little hair and terrorises those around her who have hair. She is small and scrawny and looks like she should return to middle earth and look for her precious. She is a psycho who stalks people and should have a restraining order against her. A Scratty Hannah will act like she is billy big balls when she has her group of equally scratinal friends around her but we can all hear your voice shaking little girl sit back down. A Scratty Hannah has no shame and is also very narcissistic. You will know when a Scratty Hannah is about when you hear a whiny voice and when you see that all the stitch merch from primark has gone missing. You will also know when a Scratty Hannah is about because she resemble a grey squirrel she always has a backpack, probably harbouring her seeds and nuts.
Person 1: “where the hell is that whiny voice coming from”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”
by Feralgremlin March 22, 2024
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