Sciencetard

A person who worships science, the scientific method, and peer reviewed research, to the extant that they've lost all ability to think rationally or with kindness and empathy. Violently hateful towards anyone who holds religious beliefs or anyone who doubts or questions widely pushed scientific theories.

Normal person: "God bless her, she will be in Heaven smiling down on us."
Redditor: "Sky daddy doesn't exist, she cannot smile because she is dead. Mourning death is a sign of low intelligence."
Normal person: "Shut up sciencetard."

Redditor: "Vaccines are so cool, trust the science bro. I've read all the peer reviewed research, my IQ is 200."
Normal person: "Why has all the research been funded by billionaires, big pharma, and governments?"
Redditor: "You're just too stupid to understand the scientific method and peer review. I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!"
Normal person: "Sciencetard."

by da gooose June 2, 2024

science project

A complicated experiment-gone-awry "solution".

Several hours later, Jeff realized that his "5-minute solution" was quickly turning into a science project that would take several days of effort and lots of external resources (and that still might not solve the original problem).

by Jeff-fu June 10, 2024

Scientifik

Scientifik (1972-1998) was an African American rapper from Brooklyn, New York and repped in Lawrence, Massachusetts. Scientifik released 2 albums in his lifetime, "The Most Blunted" and his debut album "Criminal." Released his best debut song called "Lawtown" in 1994. Scientifik wasn't really a well known rapper and gained minimal promotion support, and soon on had to sell his records out of his trunk due to financial problems and had to be signed out of Definite Records. On June 4, 1998, Scientifik and his girlfriend was found dead in their car and the car was overturned to the side on the side of I-495 with a pistol 20 to 30 feet from the car, turns out he killed his girlfriend then killed himself after while driving on the highway, his cause of death was ruled as a Murder-Suicide.

Scientifik - Rapper

by OG Hip Hop Fan June 20, 2024

science

the subject of fucking around and finding out

I'm going to my science class now

by 忍びのもの June 27, 2024

Scientists

The scientists didn't make the AI though. So, CLEARLY I'm more brilliant than 'the most brilliant scientists in the world'

Hym "Yeah, you have the most brilliant scientists in the world but they weren't about to do the thing some random guy on urban dictionary did so we stole from him and then did an mkultra on him. All to cover up the blatant treason committed by whoever sold the breakthrough to China."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

Scanning Syndrome

When someone chronically misses obvious details and words after reading or looking at written material. A sister of Tunnel Vision.

His sister sent him his OWN number and he proceeded to ask her who’s number that was….clear case of scanning syndrome

by Crecinda613 February 7, 2025

Scientific discrimination

Scientific discrimination, also referred to as evidence-based discrimination, scientific intolerance, scientific bigotry, evidence-based bigotry, scientific prejudice, evidence-based violence, and/or evidence-based violence, currently refers to a practice in online scientific communities, groups, and niches that consists of the selective use of science and evidence to justify discrimination, intolerance, prejudice, and violence against dissidents, people and groups with whom they disagree, or simply people who think differently or whose practices are deemed "unscientific," "relativistic," "postmodernist," "pseudoscientific," "parascientific," and the like. It is a fairly common practice in science communication groups and communities, and in places like popular social media platforms and YouTube video comments.

Previously, scientific discrimination was used to refer to scientific racism and discrimination against groups (women, minorities) within science itself, but today it is accepted as consensus that scientific discrimination also refers to the selective use of science and scientific evidence to justify discrimination, intolerance, prejudice, and related violence against dissident groups or groups with which those concerned disagree, such as religious people, spiritual people, people with spiritual experiences, theists, neurodivergent people, autistic people, political dissidents in Western countries, political dissidents in liberal democracies, and the like, as well as systemic violence against dissident practices such as psychoanalysis, Jungian psychology, transpersonal psychology, humanistic psychology, holistic therapy, Marxism, socialism, communism, linguistic relativism, neuropsychorelativism, epistemological relativism, scientific relativism, critical theory, decolonial theory, queer theory, Voidpunk theory, Voidborne/Voidling theory, leftist theories, dynamic systems, complex systems, chaotic systems, and the like. In addition to using terms such as "relativist," "postmodernist," "denialist," "obscurantist," "delusional," "schizophrenic," "psychotic," "nonsense," "psychononsense," "charlatan," "pseudoscience," "pseudo-shaming," and the like to silence criticism and dissenting thought, even when they have sources and evidence to support them.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026