by Chris Sever February 1, 2008
Get the sand lobster mug.When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.
girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009
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by Tom Braider April 11, 2008
Get the Saudi Arabian Sand Dog mug.There are many breeds of sand, some have always been Sand and some are converted later in life.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays WoW all day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they will obtain any mate (even if they're a young crispy red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over time. Any children the new sand mate may have from previous shenanigans will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
White sands are not common, but they definitely exist. These Sands are in fact, the sandiest of all.
Common traits of the white sand are being an obese neck-beard fuck who plays WoW all day, they tend to be easily aggravated, especially when confronted about being a sand.
A sand is powerless without a sand-mate. If they cannot find a sand mate they will obtain any mate (even if they're a young crispy red headed girl who is easily impressed and looking for guidance) to convert into a sand over time. Any children the new sand mate may have from previous shenanigans will also be converted by force.
Once the Sand conversion has begun obesity will set in, facial hair, laziness, rapid hair growth, poor hygiene and general sandy appearance (like grains of sand along a beach, but still human.)
The sands breed rapidly, a pregnancy every 6 months is optimal for survival.
"What the fuck is THAT?!"
"Oh, that obese, grainy-looking creature with unkempt hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white sand."
"Oh, that obese, grainy-looking creature with unkempt hair, covered in pistachio shells? A white sand."
by BeagleMonster August 21, 2013
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DD: Bitch ain't no one got your time. SANDOS
DD: Bitch ain't no one got your time. SANDOS
by Iamnotaslutyoulilbitch May 30, 2018
Get the SANDOS mug.My man. The best thing that’s ever happened to me. My rock, my love, my everything. He may be the worlds biggest idiot at times but he makes up for it afterwards. He really is my best friend and soon to be husband 11.06.21
by Jena. S August 28, 2020
Get the Joshua Sandoval mug.Sand Vandal: a barbarian from a sandy, dusty area of the world, whose main occupation is violating and destroying the beauty of civilization.
by johnny2deep January 29, 2010
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