rogems

Any items used to thwart condiments from exiting their packets and/or containers.

"Damn, these rogems are preventing me from ketchupping my delicious bowl of peanut flavored cereal."

by Peter Sampras December 4, 2007

roger upton

created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit

me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever

by durable January 30, 2009

roge platter

when a female swabs her vaginal canal clean and puts it on a platter to be served for oral consumption

Perrin: Honey, go whip up a roge platter for me?

Paulina: sure thing baby

by perrin merc dis shit January 21, 2010

Ranger brown

the name of a kick-ass indivdual that wrestles bears in the morning and chokes mountian lions with his bear.......skin hands: An indivdual who lives in any kind of outdoor region with the most extreem of conditions.

(bret)"dude what happened to you"

(jack)"i camped out on top of mnt. everest"

(bret)"you look like crap"

(jack)"i know!"

(bret)"who the hell do you think you are? Ranger Brown??!!

by Dr. Strange-Love March 31, 2010

rangeball

An ugly chick you bang because you need pussy. A rangeball is like those busted yellow golf balls you hit on the driving range. You hit the rangeball to practice for the real course, you hit it once and you never see it again until you need it.

Bro: hey bro you get some pussy last night?
Harry: yea man just brought the wood to this rangeball samantha
Bro: dang dude I hit that shit 300 yrds last week, we need to stop fuckin with rangeballs

by therealesthk October 2, 2010

roger beater

A car, truck, or suv that is worth no more than 500 dollars. This vehicle is to be driven on a daily basis and be in need of repairs that the owner cannot afford at all times of ownership.

Wow, look at that new roger beater that guy got! What a piece of crap!

Hot damn, I can't believe you had to settle for a roger beater.

by A funny fellow December 6, 2013

roger sherman

only the best signer of the declaration of independence

guy one: did you hear about roger sherman?
guy two: do dude who the fuck is he
guy one: O__0

by roger sherman January 23, 2014