pendulum

The best DJ ever who released the best album ever "hold your colour"

laura loves pendulum because they are better than all the rock bands in the world put together

by Dan.c July 16, 2006

Pendulum

A bisexual (an individual being interested in both the opposite sex and the same sex, in a romantic/sexual fashion); A person who "swings both ways"

For a guy, this is most likely repulsive in untold capacities, as is any guy that would like cock in or around his mouth. But he is usually not a flamer, acting straight with only a few gay quirks.

For a girl, however, it is the epitome of hotness. Not only does does she suck cock, but if she has a hot friend, then the passage of the legendary threesome becomes open to all.....

Oh, I'm a pendulum ;P.

by Wolfwind36 October 21, 2010

SEiGE PENGUiN

Posts at steampowered

Can't spell siege

"I FUCKING HATE UNWISE"
"Wow, control your yourself Seige"

by James from Jamaica April 29, 2005

salty penguin

An unwashed penis after sex.

Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.

Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt

by Harry & Flash December 21, 2013

peng

Used to describe anything of exceptional quality, including people Means 'fit' or 'hot' or 'good-looking'. Can also be used to describe something you like, like food, clothing, etc. Kind of like the chicken connoisseur . Originates from Nottingham, UK. Have to pronounce it in a thick British accent (not a posh one).

eg: "Mate, that chicken was real peng" or "Man, Matt's body is damn peng"

by therealpengmiester February 5, 2017

Club Penguin

An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!

Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!

by Lonon9856 December 31, 2012

penguin

a person who always tells the truth an is cute as fuck.

this guy demi, he is a penguin.

by ibro November 13, 2006