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200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on
HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!
by ihatemyname April 22, 2010
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pond hockey

An unofficial game of hockey played on either an outdoor man-made rink or a frozen body of natural water such as a pond or lake. Pond hockey differs from an official game of hockey in the sense that it is much more free-flowing with few game stoppages. Rules and style of play differ on many scales from regional differences to simple pre-game rule setting. Rules such as off-side and icing are often thrown out. The most unique aspect, however, is pond hockey is possible without the employment of a goaltender. Many alternate scoring methods are used instead such as hitting posts and the crossbar to score goals. Also called "shinny" in some areas.
Gather the lads and let's go play pond hockey!
by Arnie on Ice March 16, 2008
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plunder

1. To facilitate intense/hardcore sexual intercourse with deep penetration
2. Sexual activity that many view as fantasy; anal sex
That girl was extremely attractive, I bet you she wanted to be plundered.
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pounded

being on the recieving end of the cock usually the hoe or hood rat or pigeon head or chicken head gets pounded as an act of sexual intercourse.
Hey i ended up at her place an i pounded the shT out of her.

also see:pounding or deep dickin
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pounding hole

a term referring to having sex , the hole being the vagina
Did you see the girl Nate was with last night? He was definitely pounding hole...
by Mike Rodgerson April 15, 2008
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pounding the porpoise

To jerk off. To masturbate. To stroke one's own cock (usually with much vigor).
Damn, my cock is sore! Since Sara shot me down, I've been pounding the porpoise to an old Hustler. I really need to get me some for-real nookie!
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
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forty pounder

A large cannon, typically used during the American Civil War
"But when he put his arm around 'er,
He smiled fierce as a forty pounder..." ~Dixie (song)
by Ayy Lmao Alien July 1, 2016
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