Porky Pigging

Wearing a shirt but no pants.

I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

porkubine

A fat concubine

It must've taken 12 yards of silk to robe that porkubine

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

porkfuck

A fat fucker.
An annoying asshole who always seems to be the places where you need him least.

What the hell is this porkfuck doing here?

by Forseti May 1, 2006

Porkchop Ugly

so ugly you have to hang a porkchop around her neck even just to get the dog to play with her.

Oh dear god she's nasty, like porkchop ugly to the maximum limit.

or

She looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, lost her balance, and hit every branch on the way down.

or

her repulsiveness goes all the way to 11.

by vinnyfrye May 3, 2009

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

Porkalicious

When a girl is very hot and attractive and you want to do her

That girl is so hot shes porkalicious!

by ABC1553 May 18, 2010

Porkowitz

The name given to a sandwich consisting of grilled pork tid-bits, lettuce, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, fresh melted mozzarella cheese and honey mustard on a toasted sub roll.

I would like to order the Porkowitz please!

by Phonohound May 21, 2013