off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:

"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air

by APW December 6, 2006

off the bougz

crazy,insane,unfair,just not right.

Today you were off the bougz in your conversation.

by Greg Lassiter December 9, 2008

off gray

a word used to describe the surfer girls in hunnington beach california. it has been adapted to be used on any girl that is "cute" or "hot"

the girl on that beach cruiser was off gray.

by the original empi99 January 13, 2009

Off-fee

Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.

"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."

by The Envoy April 3, 2009

Off'em

Somthing so prolific or crazy it could be considered off them walls.

Blood, those dance moves are off'em, your kickin that dance floor.

by Uniquis Sugason September 18, 2009

Off in there boi

It is the way that people in Oklahoma say "Whats up?" or "How is everything going?". It is usually said very quickly contrary to the belief that all southerns speak in a slow southern drawl.

Whatcha doin off in there boi?

The other day this guy asked me what i was "doin off in there boi?" I did not understand him.

by Brandrews April 16, 2011

off-vehicle road

a road where vehicles cannot ply or which is restricted to vehiclular movement.

The road is so narrnow that even motorcyles can hardly pass through it. It is better to declare it an off-vehicle road.

by uttam maharjan July 9, 2011