weed before sexual need

Meaning that although girls can be a main part of your life, Mary Jane will always have a place in heart for you.

"Weed before sexual need bro"

by 420bro's June 6, 2014

Hey...we need to talk

Usually what someone says right before a break up

Hey...we need to talk, I really think this is not working out. We are breaking up.

by Teddy bear206 May 30, 2017

Citation not needed

Its as good as a fact. Nobody should question this.

"Oh, Zachary is a definite cunt. Citation not needed."

by TheMonkOfWesteros September 25, 2017

the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018

If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy

“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.

Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah

by A limelight ofc December 19, 2020

Needle Dick

A long, slender penis with hardly any width.

Britney Spears: OMG did you see that needle dick?
Kevin Federline: Yes when i sucked that i didn't even hardly have to open my mouth!

by Sharon Butts November 7, 2009

needham

1. A crappy town which, if the people were to be judged solely by the stores within, would be filled with fat, vain, extremely rich people. Hey, maybe sometimes you can judge a book by it's cover.
2. The armpit of New England
3. Commonly known as Weedham...for obvious reasons.
4. Home to the oldest rivalry in US history, having been rivals with neighbor Wellesly since its succession from Needham in the early 1700's.

Hey kid, where you from?

Needham

Oh crap, sorry about that. Here, gimme all your money, FATTY. NO WONDER YOU SUCK AT SPORTS!

by Sassy le Quatch June 19, 2006